My family
Mom (to dad): Want to run to Kroger with me?
Dad: I have to go to Autozone.
Me: Dad, she just wants someone to go grocery shopping with her!
Dad (to me): What are you doing?
Mom: She won’t go, she looks like a hooker from last night
Posted on Saturday September 4th
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